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Joke of the Day
"Its so cold in Minnesota right now. The democrats have their hands in their own pockets."
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"How do blonde braincells die? Alone. "
"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."
"Had to delete my Pokemon porn, because the new stuff is way better."
"It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed."
"its shanksgiving, be thankful i havent stabbed u yet."
"I could be Robin Hood if I had a bow and arrows and something to steal and give away and an old English accent and a gang of merry men."
"My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a ""Most Improved Ponytail"" award."
"I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator... But I decided to quit cold turkey."
"Why did the human cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."