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Joke of the Day
"Look I can summon Australians Have you ever, ever felt like this?"
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"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip."
"Why does Donald Trump like free haircuts? Because he doesn't have toupee."
"There was a king with three cups. He filled the first cup. He filled the second cup. But he left the third cup empty. What was the kings name? King Philip the Third."
"My quantum milkshake machine brings every boy to all yards."
"every time you say the word ""turnt"" a baby gets run over by a smart car"
"Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live."
"What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish? Give them a ""test tickle."""
"Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."
"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"