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Joke of the Day

"My quantum milkshake machine brings every boy to all yards."

"Going on Reddit is a lot like having sex You have fun for about 30 minutes then it all ends and you look back at the mess you just made."

"""john, did you see my dog?"" ""Yes, i did. He was in the garden... ""He was in the garden doing politics, so i shot him"". ""How can you tell he was doing politics?"" ""He was eating shit, Sir !"""

"Why do pigs run from medicine? They hate getting cured."

"Donald trump Is a good president"

"I've never had angry sex. I'm always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening."

"I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings. I'll call it Salvador Deli."

"TEXTATIONSHIP: a person that texts you all the time but never makes an effort to see you."

"Man: What can I do you for? Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare"

"a magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway"