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Joke of the Day
"Let's see here... Said the blind to the deaf."
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"Burn victims never travel alone They always stick together"
"What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains? A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)"
"what sorcery is this, the iron wasnt workin, so I took it apart put it together again got left with extra parts and screws but its working??"
"Cauliflower is just broccoli ghosts."
"Jesus Was Born In The Middle East... Why'd you think he was white?"
"What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common? They're always rebooting."
"Started with the tips of my fingers.. We got more into it, my fingers got deeper. She says ""babe take off your ring its hurting me"", I respond ""you mean my watch?"""
"Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."
"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."