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Joke of the Day

"I'm not religious, but I love God."

"Why can't you surf on microwaves? Because they're too small."

"TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events"

"If God was a mathematician God: Homosexuality is a sin! Human: But why? God: Cos"

"What do you call a confused gnu? A bewildebeest."

"Me: Whats the best thing on the menu? Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*"

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it would have been a fowl proceeding."

"How did the farmhand get a job at reddit? He put ""excellent reposter"" on his resume."

"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."

"Rap is 75% crap"