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Joke of the Day
"Girlfriends are similar to Chrome They use too much of your resources"
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"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer... I give a shit when my computer crashes."
"""Emma Stone"" ~ Italian man telling you he's high"
"Why is your washing machine always laughing? It's taking the piss out of your knickers!"
"What's the best way to dispose of bodies? Put the ashes in the donuts."
"There once was a mouse called Keith Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth; He didn't do it for pleasure, Excitement or leisure... He did it for the cheese underneath."
"What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? Buock choi"
"I met my wife in an African Languages class. We just clicked."
"How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair? A brazillion!"
"A man asks his wife if he can cum in her ear... She says, ""No, I'll go deaf."" He says, ""Funny, I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up."""