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Joke of the Day

"Why is your washing machine always laughing? It's taking the piss out of your knickers!"

"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."

"OCD My little cousin has been diagnosed with an unusual case of OCD where all he does all day is organise dinner plates by the year they were made, It's an extremely rare dish-order........"

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said... ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""

"Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery. When we stripped off we had six matching balls."

"What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common? Both hate when people stick beef between two buns."

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. This is my 56th time posting this joke."

"What's Vladimir's favorite song? Putin on the Ritz"

"Just saw Star Wars IMAX this weekend. I have to say... It was a solid movie. I give it a perfect score of 5/7."

"Technical truths: according to chemistry, alcohol actually is a solution!!"