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Joke of the Day

"What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? Buock choi"

"I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM, BECAUSE GRANDPA FORGOT TO WEAR HIS HEARING AIDS AGAIN!"

"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."

"What did the tie say to the neck? I think I'll just hang around."

"A surprising number of people, even in 2010, lack the depth perception to sit in the right airplane row on the first try."

"Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument? He was baroque."

"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't cry when you drop a load in it."

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house. Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!"

"Joke a friend made up What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh? A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff."

"I was on holiday in Belgium... Apparently it was obvious that I am German, because an elderly man came to me and said ""you lost something "". ""What?"" I asked surprised. ""The war"" he replied."