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Joke of the Day
"Trying to argue with someone over text is like being Italian and trying to talk with handcuffs on"
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"Me: Well hello again. I knew you'd be back. I seem to have that effect on people Fed Ex: Just sign here so I can leave"
"old chinese proverb Man who fart in church, must sit in his on pew."
"Why do girls make a ""shhhhh"" noise while peeing and men don't? 'Cos men have a 6 inch silencer."
"Why are female schoolteachers always so angry? They have periods every half hour!"
"I used to play water polo But the horse drowned"
"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"
"My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM... Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy? Because of the Nye Quill."
"Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties"
"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."