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Joke of the Day

"old chinese proverb Man who fart in church, must sit in his on pew."

"I Need a Drink"

"What do you call a Mexican smoking weed? A baked bean"

"I don't think this girl on Facebook will ""survive"" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted."

"What do you call two Jews having sex? A Kosher pork"

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"

"What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal? \*Tips waitress*"

"I was reminded of the Cleveland man that kept those women locked in his basement, so I wrote a basement joke... but I realised that it's beneath me."

"So the US is to send 3000 troops to help combat ebola. Does anyone else get the feeling they don't know what ebola is?"

"If I had a dollar... If i had a dollar for every racist comment i've ever made, a black guy would probably mug me."