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Joke of the Day

"What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it? Baster! Baster!"

"[body shape - help request] M, 18, struggling to get rid of a body fit for a 46 year old... Seriously guys, do I cut it up or just bury it whole?"

"I played the word ""mature"" in a game of Scrabble. My friend played ""immature"" and got the Triple Word Score so I flipped the board over."

"why did the chicken cross the playground...... TO GET TO THE OVER FUCKING SLIDE, EH EH EH GEEEEEEET IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *pulls the trigger"

"I've tried everywhere so I can confirm that there is no snooze button on a baby."

"What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend? They both let me stick it in only one place."

"I'm no scientist but wouldn't fat bottomed girls, if anything, slow the rocking world down?"

"The other day I was almost arrested for mooning. Public indecency, my ass."

"What would you call The Flintstones if they were black? Niggers."

"Sorry I said ""nice phone"" when you showed me a photo of your baby."