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Joke of the Day

"I'm no scientist but wouldn't fat bottomed girls, if anything, slow the rocking world down?"

"Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? In an American nursing home."

"A random Aussie called me a cunt. I guess we are like best friends now."

"Hillary Clinton doesn't suck! Just ask Bill"

"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""

"main difference between /news/ mods and north korea? one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country."

"Odd numbers I can't even..."

"Where do hippos go to school? The Hippocampus!"

"Donald Trump discovers porn I bet Donald Trump was pretty disappointed when he typed ""BBW"" in the Pornhub search bar, and videos of Big Beautiful Walls didn't pop up..."

"My friends think I have a drinking problem... So I told them ""no, I actually think I drink quite well"""