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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her."
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"what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? ...I have a boner."
"What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself."
"What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker with cavier please!"
"Push to Add Drama"
"What's ""68""? You do me and I owe you one."
"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office... I will find you. You have my Word."
"Two guys walk into a bar.. You'd think that second one would have ducked."
"My boss says I need to work on my people skills & he needs to work on his changing four slashed tires skills."
"Why did the bunch of grapes exile one of the grapes? It was a persona non grappa."