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Joke of the Day
"I Have a Joke About the Palestinian Refugee Crisis... ... But Israeli Bad."
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"What is the definition of disappointment? Running into wall with a boner and breaking your nose."
"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."
"I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill."
"Stay safe out there on New Years Eve Who am I kidding, I'm talking to Redditors."
"Dear microwave companies, Why make us select ""cook"" at all? Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone"
"When you're feeling down, just remember... you've accomplished more than Steve Jobs this year."
"Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner? To keep up with the content."
"I never ever make mitsakes."
"What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl? He turns off his xbox."