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Joke of the Day

"How many Apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one... but it takes a shitload of light bulbs."

"I started a band called 1023 Megabytes We're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet"

"What do you call a lizard with sex problems? Ereptile Dysfunction"

"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""

"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."

"A buddy gave me some of his pee in a jar so I could pass a drug screen. I failed, which is weird, cause I drank ALL of it."

"What do you call an attractive zombie? Drop dead gore-geous!"

"Amazon's Prime Day"

"A geologist hit a man with his car. What crime is he accused of? Vesicular Basalt"

"A cop pulls over a stoner The cop looks at him and asks ""How high are you?"" to which the stoner replies ""No officer, the correct way to say it is Hi how are you."""