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Joke of the Day
"When a programmer is born, what are their first words? ""Hello world!"""
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"It's cute how insurance companies think funny commercials and catchy jingles will make us forget how much we hate them."
"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."
"Why one's dick can be only 11 inches long? Because if it's longer, it's called a foot."
"*writing resume* Strengths? I'm great at multitasking *explosion in kitchen* My popcorn! *car crashes through fence* I forgot I was driving!"
"What's the difference between broccoli and a booger ? little kids won't eat broccoli ."
"How do you grill sheep? With Samsung Batteries."
"Stephen Hawking wrote another book, It's about time."
"Doctor Doctor! I'm turning invisible! Yes.. I can see your not all there.."
"There is a order to the universe: space, time, and Chuck Norris...just kidding Chuck Norris is the first"