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Joke of the Day
"When a programmer is born, what are their first words? ""Hello world!"""
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"My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. At least that's one thing she has in common with my wife."
"A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him ""Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"" ""Eh, eh, my lil' son..."", said the old man licking his eyebrow"
"A mobster walks into a bar, but then he turns around and walks out. Because he realized it was a set-up."
"My internet's signal always lose connection Just like my ex wife"
"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."
"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."
"I had a dream where I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Where the hell is my pillow?"
"Why did the banker resign? His customers lost interest in him."
"Q: Can I ask you two questions? A: Ok, what's the second one?"