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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idee-er. (idea) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no idee-er."

"How does a French woman hold her liquor? By the ears."

"Ladies, if you ever need to fend off an attacker, just start talking about what's been going on in your life."

"My Asian boyfriend was sucking me off last night (we're gay) Best brojob ever."

"I went to the doctors the other day. I said ""every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm!"" ""Have you been taking anything for it?"" He asked. ""Yeah, pepper"""

"Me: are you serious? GF: yes I can't take it anymore, you're too unpredictable Me: [wearing a different shirt] what are you talking about?"

"What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies."

"What does a cow's fart smell like? dairy-air"

"""Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?"" ""No."" ""OK."" ""Hold still."" ""What're you putting on me?"" ""Sunscreen."" ""It smells like ketchup."" ""Shhh"""

"Someone asked me if I like fish balls. I don't know, I've never attended one."