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Joke of the Day
"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""
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"People in Sweden keep telling me how great it is living there... But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome."
"Do you know the meaning ""Happy wife, happy life""? I tend to go with ""Happy wife, extended life."""
"[Obama giving Trump the White House tour] O: and here's the toaster, it tends to stick so don't be afraid to jam a fork in to get it workin"
"I should have used more oils to get this off easier.. I'm trying to jerk it off but it won't come. Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter came out of the Chamber alive."
"funniest joke i've ever heard. womens's rights."
"What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop."
"Me: I'm going bungee jumping Mom: y? Me: my friend John is Mom: so if John jumped off of a bridge, would you? Me: that's what I just told u"
"Rain is just God listening to Bon Iver."