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Joke of the Day

"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""

"Do infants enjoy infantry... as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman."

"*drops pizza slice on the floor Hey can I get another slice? *eats slice that fell on the floor then eats new slice"

"You can't bait me. I'm the masturbator."

"What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China? Pollution."

"I once opened a box of Life. All I found was disappointment."

"I was going to make a joke about amplifiers but I got too much negative feedback."

"Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all."

"The fastest way to learn a foreign language is to take a lover who speaks that language, which makes me wonder about Mr. Ed."