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Joke of the Day

"What did Jesus say to the Mexicans? Don't do anything until I get back"

"Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV."

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"

"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

"What do you call spanish suicide squad ? Homicide hombres"

"Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive caring and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends."

"Do you know the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke..."

"Has anyone here ever smelled mothballs? I'm having trouble getting their tiny legs open."

"What do you call 99% of /r/politics? Bernd-wagoners!"

"I want to make a joke about Mexicans... ... but I don't want to cross the border."