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Joke of the Day
"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
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"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""
"Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere."
"I thought the stories I wrote were a little black-and-white, but my publisher seemed to like them. He said he wants some new ones."
"If you`re not going to help me break into my ex`s house to delete the hysterical message i left on his answerphone,then you`re not my friend"
"I'm a member of DAM Mothers Against Dyslexia"
"What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum? Sacrilegious."
"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year."
"What you shouldnt answer when a parent asks you what to do if their baby wont stop crying I dont know, just foogle it"