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Joke of the Day
"A woman had a dog with no legs. She took it out for a drag every morning."
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"Q: Where do Sith Lords shop? A: At Darth Mall."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them."
"dad u make dolphin noises mom u make pinacolada noises grandma u put on this sailboat costume. I told this girl on skype im 16/surfer/hawaii"
"Like Captain Ahab, I have my own white whale. But I have no one else to blame, I'm the one who married her."
"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"
"ISIS Comic Did you hear about the ISIS comic? He bombed."
"Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great!"
"What is ""attempted theft"" exactly? I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for ""attempted plagiarism"""
"What do you call a pessimistic black man? Niggative."