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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a musician Trump supporter? A Trump-et"
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"whats the difference between your sister and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it"
"Hey, baby, are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."
"A man enters a party and says ""Is anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff raised his hand and said ""Yes."" Geoff raised his hand and said ""Yeos."""
"What did Stalin say to all the thousands of people he killed? Crimea river"
"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."
"""Your under arrest!"" No, YOU'RE under arrest *police looks around points to himself & mouths 'me'* Yeah you. *he tosses me cop car keys*"
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible, But it's also terrible."
"Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (Sorry, That's it)"
"I hired a person to randomly show up throughout the day and put baskets of bread on my desk."