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Joke of the Day

"I want to give you guys my best dad joke... ...but I'm afraid you won't give it back."

"What is a Pirate's FAVORITE letter? You'd think it'd be rrrrrrr, but it's the C!!"

"My daughter told me I'm ""slightly prettier than Ben Franklin,"" so I have that going for me."

"Why did the overweight actor fall through the theater floor? It was just a stage he was going through"

"Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a urine test... I guess you might say urine or your out."

"Right before Abe Lincoln was shot Mary Todd Lincoln: See honey, I told you it wouldn't kill you to take me out sometime."

"When Mr Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed."

"Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."

"Say something I'm giving up on.... Jews"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"