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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"

"When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety."

"Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant."

"Once upon a time there was a man. Today there are many **EDIT** Grandad joke. Rest his soul"

"Weird Question in Exam Q) What do you find in cells? My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology."

"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Yo momma so old, Her birth certificate says EXPIRED"

"I got kicked out of a massage parlor the other day. Apparently the prostate isn't considered ""deep tissue."""

"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."

"Mothers, out of the 300 guys you're friends with on Facebook, I can guarantee not even 1 of them wants to see a picture of your baby."