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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a tissue dance? You blow a little boogie in it."
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"Well if Trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... We'll have 2020 hindsight"
"I get nudes from Adele Sorry, *a dell*"
"I made my 4-year-old sit at the table till she finished her lunch It took her 3 hours She was so excited to be done Then I served dinner."
"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a sedan."
"*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*"
"What is a dentist's favorite time of the day? 2:30"
"Me and my twin brother are always finishing each others sentences. The prison wardens are none the wiser."
"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to the other side."
"What language do farsighted people speak? Farsi."