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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I'll see myself out..."

"Why don't baseball players get much action? Because they have foul balls."

"Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side."

"When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere"

"In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet."

"Want to hear a word I made up? Plagiarism"

"*installs google translate* *looks at Arabic tweets for jokes to steal* *finds half my tweets doing better than mine*"

"Why were the pirates on the ship fighting? They needed better anchor management."

"He tells the punchline first. What's the worst thing about a time traveling comedian?"

"I got an electric shock yesterday. I couldn't resist it"