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Joke of the Day

"What did Ghost A say to Ghost B? Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes."

"A scotsman goes to the dentist. Sits down on the seat and the dentist asks ""Comfy?"" The scotsman replies ""Glasgow mate"""

"If I ever get attacked by a shark I can only hope that I'm smart enough to get out at least one Jaws quote before I go under."

"Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!"

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. Wait..."

"If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?"

"What's the difference between harass and annoy? I have never had my finger in annoy. Edit: NSFW.. depending where you work, I guess."

"What do bees use to do their hair? Honeycombs!"

"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."

"Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!"