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Joke of the Day

"What did Ghost A say to Ghost B? Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes."

"""What's your view on lesbians?"" 1080p"

"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."

"The shepherd woke up one afternoon... ""Oh no! I fell asleep! I hope nobody stole my sheep. Let's see 1, 2, *Zzzzzz*"""

"When I got divorced, we split the house. I got the outside...."

"Why not use a see-through, clear plastic hang glider just to freak everyone out?"

"Just had a moment where I wanted to scroll down to read the comments looking at my bank balance online."

"Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US? Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776."

"Latest reserch shows, that women with extra weight... Live longer, than the men, that mention it."

"What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...? A fork"