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Joke of the Day

"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."

"Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres."

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."

"When do Arabs return their library books? the day they're Dubai."

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? They're full of Iraqi semen."

"Too black for casuals So we were having sex and my girlfriend asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old teenager and i said : -what the fuck , u will be 14 in 2 years anyway"

"[god inventing animals] okay here's a new one. It's an umbrella ""okay"" made out of jello ""alright"" and it electrocutes things ""you're drunk"""

"Dad, I can't drink from this mug... - ...it has no opening! - You are right,son. And besides this, it has no bottom!"

"JESUS: hey check this oute [turns my water into wine] ME: woa!! thanks jesus JESUS: [grabs wine out of my hands] NO!! THIS IS MY BLOOD NOW"

"What did the dentist witness after he gassed the rabbi? **jews laughter** The punchline is more of a visual joke, based upon where the reader places the ""s."" To my knowledge, this is an original joke."