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Joke of the Day

"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."

"If your gift says ""from Mom and Dad"" you just know Dad has absolutely no idea what's inside it."

"How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back."

"I got stuck in a tornado once It sucked"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"

"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."

"Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, ""I already TOLD you. You never listen."" We have no idea if you're lying."

"Almost half the atheists I know were raised catholic, and I can't help but wonder... Was the sex really that bad?"

"Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all It's not easy growing up with twice the dad jokes."

"What does every woman have in her panties? A career."