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Joke of the Day
"July 4th celebrates the original Brexit. Thanks George"
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"MAGICIAN: Think of a horse ME: Ok MAGICIAN: You thinking of one? ME: Yep MAGICIAN: Cool right? ME: Very cool"
"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."
"Just welled up with tears listening to Cheers opening theme song in case you didn't know what PMS feels like."
"Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not."
"A ""good parenting"" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?"
"Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab."
"What does it mean when your home is listed as a distribution center on the Keebler website?"
"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country, if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"What goes ""Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop""? Amish drive by shooting."