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Joke of the Day

"MAGICIAN: Think of a horse ME: Ok MAGICIAN: You thinking of one? ME: Yep MAGICIAN: Cool right? ME: Very cool"

"Did you see the guy who didn't have a right hand? No, he left"

"What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s."

"Q: What do you call a cow who's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated."

"If you're white, you should always get to go ahead first instead of the blacks. Is one of the first rules of chess."

"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."

"Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website? Yahoo!"

"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."

"I've been sneaking clay, sand and mortar into my housemate's food... When they find out they'll shit bricks."

"When I die I want my tombstone to read, ""Did stuff""."