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Joke of the Day

"A ""good parenting"" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?"

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"

"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"

"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."

"Why couldn't Joe get to home? He was a Mets fan."

"classic germans Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. ""Nationality?"" asks the immigration officer. ""German,"" she replies. ""Occupation?"" ""No, just here for a few days."""

"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"

"Her: 'Do I look, like, fat?' Brain: no,no,no,no Brain: Of course not. Brain: Say SOMETHING Mouth: 'Like a fat what?' Brain: Oh dear God"

"Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind."

"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over."