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Joke of the Day
"Why was Windows afraid of 7? Because 7 8 10."
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"Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public. They could call it Marco Rubio."
"What has 50 legs but can't walk? Half a centipede."
"I heard you can turn soup to gold... You just have to add 24 carrots"
"Why can't you keep Jews in jail? They eat lox!"
"How do married men remember their birthdays? 1 year since their last blowjob."
"I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them."
"I had a cough like that once... I didn't kick the bucket, I was just a little pail!"
"I like my upvotes like I like my women. .. One at a time and not very often."