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Joke of the Day

"Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk"

"When two gay men get married, whose parents pay for the wedding? Neither, because they're both ashamed of their children's disgusting and sinful lifestyle choices."

"The agony of dyslexia I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last night. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him: ""You idiot!"" ""You're supposed to turn your clock back!"

"Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !"

"My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat. No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo."

"Why is Santa's ball sack so big? He only comes once a year."

"Why can't pedophiles eat butter? It will raise their molesterol."

"How does a 49er fan change a light bulb? He doesn't he just talks about how great it use to be"

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So you're the one!"

"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."