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Joke of the Day
"Saw two jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band CD's everywhere."
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"If you're ever feeling bad about your life just remember that there are people out there who bought tickets to the Kidz Bop world tour."
"I have good and bad news WIFE: Bad news first We need a new front door WIFE: And the good news? [points to Monster Truck in living room]"
"If I want to check instructions and it's in Spanish, .. .. am I checking a Manuel?"
"How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive? Give them a test-tickle"
"Why cant stormtroopers be fathers? Because they shoot blank and always miss Edit: Can't*"
"A baby seal walks into a club... and is escorted outside due to being underage. (Sorry if this is a repost, I've never seen this joke here before.)"
"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."
"What did the Palestinians do to honour Yasser Arafat when he died? They gave him a 21 stone salute!"
"SANTA: I don't need a surveillance guy. I see all! ELF ON SHELF: Seen these? [shows pics of Mommy kissing Santa Claus] S: When can u start"