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Joke of the Day
"Saw two jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band CD's everywhere."
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"I'm getting tired of always having to slowly raise my hand every time someone angrily asks, ""Who does something like that?!"""
"I invented a new word! React!"
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"My thoughts and prayers go out to all those with super busy key chains today. With dolls and shit on them, and fistfuls of keys and whatnot."