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Joke of the Day

"What did the Palestinians do to honour Yasser Arafat when he died? They gave him a 21 stone salute!"

"What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist? ""Let me be Frank with you."""

"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."

"Went on a date with a non-partisan woman I gave it to her right down the middle."

"Dogs are like books The more you like them, the harder they are to put down. Edit: Grammar."

"*slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*"

"Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it."

"My mexican friend told me he is far sided, I said so does that mean you cant see far away? to which he replied >""No, I *quinceanera*"""

"I felt like making some penis jokes today. Only problem is that they were too *hard* to make."

"If greens are the staples of a healthy diet... I'm gonna need some paperclips."