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Joke of the Day

"Didn't know true sadness until I accidentally pressed a button on my iPhone camera and saw my face from 2 inches away."

"If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"

"Why do girls keep giving me their fax numbers?"

"Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument who'd land first? A: Who cares!"

"I only trust people that like big butts. ...they can not lie."

"What does a fat ballerina wear? A three-three"

"What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not? Not even, homes"

"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."

"What is the strongest bird ? A crane !"

"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!"