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Joke of the Day

"I only trust people that like big butts. ...they can not lie."

"Why does a bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances."

"I'm a optimist ...at least I think so"

"Kendall Jenner walks into a restaurant, the concierge greets her by saying 'Good evening, Miss Jenner.' She responds 'Please, call me Kendall...' '...Miss Jenner is my father.'"

"A man walks out of a toilet cubicle with semen coming out both sides of his mouth, what do you know? The floors are level"

"Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!"

"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"

"What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah"

"What do you call a black man in a suit The accused"

"How does a black woman fight crime? By having an abortion"