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Joke of the Day

"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."

"""We are out of oranges"" he said, fruitlessly."

"I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?"

"More girls chase after me everyday than Leonardo, Channing Tatum and Ronaldo combined -Bus driver"

"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."

"What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most? LEGALIZATION"

"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"

"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""

"Just misread a headline 'Trump wins big' as 'Trump bins wig'. I thought: 'about time too'."

"Mos Def (Most Definitely.) Hi Def (High. Definitely.)"