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Joke of the Day
"What is the strongest bird ? A crane !"
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"Q: How do you stop a French tank? A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
"Whenever I catch someone talking about me behind my back I tell them you discussed me"
"My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom.."
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"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"
"After 12 years in prison ..... After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, ""Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"""
"You gotta hand it to short people. Because their arms can't reach."