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Joke of the Day
"What did 50cent say when Eminem made him a sweater for Christmas? ju ju ju ju ju ju G-Unit?"
Next Joke
"If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")"
"What did one termite say to another in a burning building? ""Barbecue tonight!"""
"If my dad was president of this country... There would be no Isis. It would be Waswas. Dad walked in to the kitchen and dropped this on me."
"My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick."
"What is the meaning of life? A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself."
"This might be a bit rascist: What do you call an African American Houdini? Black Magic"
"Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it's like I walked for no reason."
"LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack"
"I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl."