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Joke of the Day

"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo bees"

"I tried to stop cussing for like five months... But I said fuck it."

"What started with a J, and ends with whore?"

"A deckhand comes up to the pirate captain. ""The cannons be ready, Captain,"" he reports. *""Are,""* the captain scornfully replies."

"What's the Only Planet That Gives a Crap? Uranus."

"What's the best part about dating 26 year olds? There's twenty of them."

"Gay jokes are not funny Come on guys..."

"I was caught stalking David Cameron today I told the police that I was simply following the political movement."

"Co-worker: Why did you hit me with your chair?! Me: Because my desk is too heavy."