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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe my neighbors don't have any rum. How am I supposed to enjoy their hot tub while they're on vacation?"

"Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!"

"How do you know that you are dating a french horn player? Because when you kiss them they shove their fist up your butt"

"How many feminists does is it take to change a lightbulb? None, they have a glass ceiling instead."

"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"kid theres no such thing as bad publicity. like you would think if a big article came out saying you suck shit it would be bad, but its good"

"Which sex position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mum."

"Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !"

"Interviewer: What's your strength? Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours."

"Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it"