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Joke of the Day

"My doctor encouraged me to masturbate more often Well, he actually said I could have a stroke any time."

"I don't like telling fat jokes They weigh too much on my conscience"

"What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite? Funicula"

"What is robin going to get for Christmas? An oviposition set"

"What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common? the harder you hit 'em the more english you get"

"If you aren't happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it."

"Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster."

"I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* ""your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"""

"Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history"

"What did the FLAC say? I'm an audiophile"