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Joke of the Day

"I had to throw away a whole carton eggs this morning. They were all starting to grow a little fowl."

"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"

"You know what I like about high school girls? I will be back, rec time is over."

"Neutrino Knock Knock Joke Neutrino Knock Knock"

"*throws up gang signs* ""Ew gross, I don't remember eating that."""

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye But I had to break it off because she was seeing someone on the side."

"Do buses and trains run on time? Usually yes. No they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks."

"Has anyone here seen the Matthew McConaughey movie where he keeps getting grouchy in the early evenings and no one can figure out why...? Failure to Lunch?"

"So which Gate works at the army? Col.Gate I'll leave now."

"I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire post is urined."