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Joke of the Day
"My Dad's Joke How do you get herpes of the eye ball? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
Next Joke
"Oh the Irony.... My predictive text doesn't know how to spell Nostradamus."
"An interesting title Did you hear about the adulterous Amish woman? She was banging to Mennonite."
"Bad Day Q- How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? A- She has a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil."
"best sunscreen ever... Xbox 360"
"Listen. I may be a nerd, but I have had sex. Just ask my wife. (Please don't ask my wife.)"
"I came into a lot of money today. But now the bills are all stuck together :("
"April showers bring May flowers Mayflowers bring Small Pox."
"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta away"
"What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent? The US Presidential Campaign!"