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Joke of the Day

"AliuroPhile Jokes I Hope U Enjoy ALSO SUBMIT YOURS TO THIS"

"What's dirtier then fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring."

"As a CBT enthusiast I asked to see a dominatrix but she said she was too busy She put me on the grating list"

"If you notice This notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."

"TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids. I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away."

"Joke: What does it imply when a tick is found on a vagina? That you may have to pull out. Just wanted to ask whether this is a keeper."

"I've decided to retire on Monday & live off my savings. Don't know what I will do on Tuesday though?"

"My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven: He has a real Taipei personality"

"Once I was Walking And I kept Walking :p That's all how are doing today ? What' time is it at your house ? Are you married ?"

"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."