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Joke of the Day
"What do the French call a bad Thursday? A tra-jeudi."
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"Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I'll have to turn to Facebook."
"People keep comparing Trump to Hitler, but that is just not true. I mean, Hitler could paint."
"I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal Why don't people mind their P's and Q"
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"someone asked : are you coming? me: No, but I'm breathing fast... them: me: them: me: I guess I'll save that one for Twitter"
"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."
"I could never marry a tennis line judge... They always point out your faults."
"If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee"
"Me: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal. Her: Why don't you get married? Me: I've never been that hungry."