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Joke of the Day

"Some guy called me a siren. It's like he doesn't even care that I do beeping noises & I can purr & moan & do like all the other sounds, too."

"Fridge My fridge has been acting weird, I guess it's bi-polar."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a school, after a while the priest turns to the rabbi and whispers: ""I'd like to screw that boy"", the rabbi then replies: ""Out of what?"""

"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench... A man wearing a long raincoat approaches, opens it and flashes them. Two of the ladies immediately have a stroke. The third couldn't reach."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, it already got laid. The bird is too chicken."

"No thanks Facebook Live, if I wanted to see people doing stupid things in real time I'd just go visit my family."

"When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance."

"Kim Jong-un has promised a new clear future for North Korea Oops, I spelled nuclear wrong."

"How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde? When there's a stamp on it."

"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."