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Joke of the Day

"How does Hitler give directions? He says ""take the Third Reich""."

"Beyonce: 'Who run the world?' Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar."

"I was going to make a joke about that bus... I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."

"I only like brown rice not white rice. I think that makes me a ricist."

"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"*Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than once: Don't look at me, I already said ""Hi"" to you."

"Your as worthless as, Tits on a boar hog."

"What do you call a Chinese Millionaire? Cha Ching"

"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."

"My wife hates the way I introduce her to people in public. ""THIS is my wife.."" *looks down at the ground *sighs *kicks can"