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Joke of the Day
"I scratch your back, you scratch mine. We die from loss of blood."
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"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits"
"Santa is like fathers... He only comes when the kids are asleep"
"Q:where do you see yourself in 5 years? A:I don't know i dont have 2020 vision All credit goes to /u/RegretDesi"
"Two babys at the birth ward... ...one baby says to the other.""i'm a boy"" to with the other reply:""how do you know?"". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:""look i got blue socks on"""
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark."
"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"
"My brother and I share the same birthday. We aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap."
"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."